For the daily media rounds, it was Conservative leader Andrew Scheer who was out first yesterday morning, once again giving voice to the sudden doubters about the CERB, saying that there were concerns in provinces now re-opening their economies that the federal benefit could be a disincentive for people going back to work. Completely lost in this is the notion that childcare is not among the first things to reopen in most of those provinces, that there remain concerns about health and safety as we are in the middle of a global pandemic, or the fact that perhaps these employers should be offering higher wages if they’re concerned that this programme is too lucrative for people (and it’s really not). Scheer also made the salient point that Parliament should actually be studying any future bills in a proper process rather than passing them in one fell swoop (which is what I’ve been saying for weeks now).
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For his daily presser, prime minister Justin Trudeau spoke about the international meeting he participated in around fighting the pandemic, and that Canada was contributing some $850 million in both domestic and international contributions to fighting COVID-19, which included vaccine development and antibody treatments. He also mentioned that he spoke with the prime minister of the Netherlands, as it was the 75th anniversary of the liberation of the Netherlands by Canadian troops at the end of the Second World War. During the Q&A, Trudeau said that the Bloc and NDP were generally aligned with the government on their gun control measures, and that there was still no timeline on a federal budget given how uncertain the situation remains.
May the Fourth be With You
For “Star Wars Day,” we had a number of politicians and bureaucrats tweeting Star Wars references – some good, some not so good. Let’s take a look.
Justin Trudeau gets points for effort here, but it just barely misses the mark.
We may have to stay home right now, but there will come a day when we’ll once again be able to visit a galaxy far, far away with our friends. Until then, #MayThe4thBeWithYou. pic.twitter.com/PjPyNEjDXg
— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) May 5, 2020
Andrew Scheer didn’t have one this year, but Jagmeet Singh tried. It’s a hot mess, and they couldn’t even half-ass whatever this is. “Let’s put a scout trooper on a mountain bike instead of a speeder bike” is not the genius move that someone thought it was.
In a galaxy far far – at least 2 meters – away the planet Earth is faced with #COVID19
Friends, I know times are tough, but we are going to get through this together, by taking care of one another.
Through this, we will get.#Maythe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay pic.twitter.com/sHOkN6bLSS
— Jagmeet Singh (@theJagmeetSingh) May 4, 2020
— Dale Smith (@journo_dale) May 4, 2020
Health Canada and PHAC nearly scored, but their Yoda vocabulary wasn’t consistent, so I’m going to have to dock points for that.
Unwashed hands are the path to the dark side. Unwashed hands lead to germs; germs lead to illness; illness leads to suffering. This #StarWars day and every day, #washyourhands frequently for at least 20 seconds with soap and water. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/rKR8HhMyNg
— Health Canada and PHAC (@GovCanHealth) May 4, 2020
Patty Hajdu used the “two lightsabers” line that has been floating around, which is pretty good. My only comment is that they should be full-sized lightsabers and not a shoto.
Remember — the weather might be getting warmer, but we still have to maintain physical distancing. It's 2 meters apart… or two lightsabers. Whichever you prefer! #MayTheFourthBeWithYou pic.twitter.com/1jQH9dN2yi
— Patty Hajdu (@PattyHajdu) May 4, 2020
Transport Canada also nearly scored on theirs, but their GIF choice didn’t match the scene as described. (In fact, in the GIF they used, Threepio is about to utter the phrase “What a desolate place this is.” Probably not the sentiment they’re going for).
We all need to do our part to #FlattenTheCurve. When we are able to see each other in person again….remember C-3PO’s heartfelt words: “Oh, my dear friend. How I’ve missed you.” #MayThe4th pic.twitter.com/PIOG1FEgj0
— Transport Canada (@Transport_gc) May 4, 2020
Broadening out, the Yukon Party got perfect marks for this masterpiece. The footnote was the cherry on top.
You don't have to be in a galaxy far far away to practice physical distancing. #MayThe4thBeWithYou pic.twitter.com/JSKFqOEWDx
— Yukon Party (@yukonparty) May 4, 2020
PoliLEGO tried, but seemed to have a curious omission.
Wait, is Chewie supposed to be Blanchet? https://t.co/3KX92etM90
— Dale Smith (@journo_dale) May 4, 2020
And then there are complete failures, like this shite from Erin O’Toole. It’s tone deaf, doesn’t make sense, and the animation of the Child is not only an abomination, it doesn’t actually work properly. The controls for the car stereo are on the edge of the seat? Huh? None of this works, and it screams of “How do you do, fellow kids?” Whoever thought this was a good idea – and most especially whoever animated that monster version of the Child that will haunt my nightmares – needs to have their ass removed.
May the 4th be with you!
Join the alliance and together we'll defeat Justin Trudeau's Debt Star:https://t.co/RafSuUOFJ7 pic.twitter.com/lJhqVQ7MYy
— Erin O'Toole (@erinotoole) May 4, 2020
And here’s a preview for today’s column:
Preview of my next @LooniePolitics column. (Well, kind of). #Maythe4thBeWithYou pic.twitter.com/McncvGY2Ui
— Dale Smith (@journo_dale) May 4, 2020